The Three Little Pigs (Fractured)
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. One pig made his house out of paper, the other made his house out of sticks, and the third made his house out of metal.
The big bad wolf was on his way to Tampa Bay, Florida, to eat the three little pigs. After much traveling time he arrived at the first house.
He went up to the door and said, "Open up or I'll huff and puff and I'll blow your house down." But the pig didn't open the door. Instead he ran out the back door. Then the wolf blew the house down.
The pig ran to his brother's house. The wolf then ran to the second pig's house. He went up to the door and said, " Open this door or I'll huff and puff and blow your house down."
The two pigs ran out the back door to the third brother's house. They warned him of the wolf. Since the house was metal, they decided to play some cards.
The wolf then ran to the third pig's house. He went up to the door, was about to knock on it, when he saw an open window. He climbed in.
The three pigs were playing cards. When he climbed in he knocked over a glass. They heard him. But they kept quiet.
The wolf crept into the kitchen looking for the pigs. He opened the oven door and quickly the pigs shoved him into the oven and closed the door.
They had a great dinner that evening.